Sunday, November 13, 2011

Messy Pee Pee and Poo Poo

This story is for the SITS girls, they are doing a wonderful giveaway with Clorox Bleach, giving away a $750 Canon Rebel Camera *wipes drool from mouth*

Here is the info you need to know…

I received information about Clorox’s Bleach It Away campaign and am sharing my messy moment for the chance to win prizes from The SITS Girls. To learn more about the messy moment program, check out www.BleachItAway.com.  Sharing your story on the Clorox fan page gets you entered for the chance to win $25,000 and daily prizes, and you can grab a coupon for Clorox® Regular Bleach.

With all that being said, I went blog surfing and found my best messy story to share…

Pee Pee and Poo Poo

June 2009

Potty Training: Day 3


This is insanity.

I repeat. Insanity.

Tink is 3 years old and I am desperately trying to potty train her and I think we are close to ‘getting it’. We are at a point where she is NOT holding it in for 3 days, like she has done in the past. SO I consider any effort to pee either on the potty chair or on the floor as progress.

Mia 3 potty devil


BUT while trying to potty train, I still must attend to the almost 14 month old crazy man, we call Buzz. He’s a good boy, but let’s just say I’m quickly learning how boys are so much different then girls!


Buzz was awake from his nap, and before I go up to get him from his crib I as Tink if she has to go potty. (since this will take a few minutes to be away from her, and she hadn’t gone yet on the potty today) She said, ‘No’ No? You sure? Try one more time? Ok, I will be RIGHT. BACK.


So I go up the stairs, to get Buzz, I can hear him in his crib, talking to his toys. I open the door to a nudist.

Diaper removed. Full of poop.as I walk into the room,  the diaper bomb is tossed over the crib rail to the floor with a gross thud.


The boy is covered, and I’m talking covered in poop like camouflage paint. His hair, streaks on his face, legs, and chest. (the toys were spared by being tossed out of the crib earlier in the attempt to nap)

Then while my mouth is still agape *note there is no shock here, this is nothing new, Tink was a pro at the dirty diaper dumpling art work, in her early days. But it’s still a jaw dropper at that*  the little guy smiles at me with all 5 of his little teeth, does the crazy baby head shake (we all have seen it)


Then, he stands up to the rail, sticks his little penis out the bars and pees on the carpet.


What!?!?!?!

I shit you not, while all the poo grenade diaper flinging, crazy head shaking, and random carpet watering is going on, Tink is down stairs screaming...


"I HAVE TO PEE!! EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Jeez o' Pete, really?! You have GOT to be kidding me… Right now?

So I look over at Buzz and think he’s contained in his crib, and he can't really make to much more of a mess can he? So I BOLT down the stairs to see Tink getting ready to go potty.

She is squatting, such a proud moment… till I notice she’s next to the potty chair peeing on the floor.

... sigh...

Thanks kids. What a way to start out the morning. Believe me that is first date material right there, now I just need to scrapbook it to make it complete.

 

JCat McGack

2 comments:

Jayme said...

I remember that post! Still cracks me up! I saw that giveaway but haven't done it yet. I didn't think about looking back at old posts, that would be easier! Good luck!

Brooke said...

Great story! I am a Nikon girl, but a free camera is a free camera and I hope you win.

I just found you via SITS Facebook post & decided to give you a follow too!

Best,
Brooke
http://cupcakecucumber.blogspot.com